Sure, it’s not going to beat its bigger–engined brethren away from the lights, but then you’re not going to be racking up the Nectar points as quickly. The 318d is positively parsimonious with fuel, getting through a gallon every 60 miles. It’s still a great drive, there’s plenty of room for three big colleagues to enjoy the ride, and you’ll all be able to marvel at the quality of the BMW’s interior and remark how it’s better than an Audi’s these days. Who’d bet against this car appearing here again next year? Hang on, there’s a 316d just around the corner...